Friday, 4 September 2009

Old Flames

Well, well, well...guess who HB has set her sights on for a bit of Christmas shaggybanging?! None other than TF...she's already laying the groundwork.

Sooo summer before year10! ;) hehe

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Little sisters

I am so annoyed right now...I've just discovered that AB has ripped the covers off my magazines!!!!!!!! I know this may seem trivial, but for a budding fashionista....she may as well have just slapped me in the face!

I've even gone as far as to glue a DISCARDED (!!!!!) cover back onto the remainder of the magazine...I need help.

Sunday, 30 August 2009

...

So going by this bank holiday weekend's weather, I can't help but feel like summer is drawing to a rather abrupt close! I'm going to have to change the title of this blog, or just start a new general one?

My shift key has decided to stop working.

So I've just taken a trip down memory lane...well a flashback to February....a time filled with perios drama-esque chit chat between LJS, AJD and myself. Quite amusing, I'm sure one would agree.
I'm going to miss living with those girls so much! No so Capitol!

So today LJ and I decided to storm Cheshire Oaks after Elle magazine informed me of extremely-knocked-down-in-price Mulberry bags! ELLE MAGAZINE IS A LIAR! That's all I have to say on the matter! Nevertheless, we continued with our mission of finding something to wear to Chester tomorrow night, to no avail. We realised CO is shit without your parents...the ones with money. Although I did find my Paris hat....then didn't buy it! So what did we decide would be the perfect way to cheer us up after this disappointing shopping trip (it was raining too,might I add!?) of course, a trip to the Cadbury's shop to buy our weight in chocolate! :)

During our walk around CO, LJ informed me that we are thought of, by the T family, as birthday picnic ruiners! Not to worry, BT has always hated me....maybe not always but for a good few years I'd say. Speaking of JT and RCM.....when's the wedding? Thank God they go to the same Uni, I don't think they could cope without eachother. May I direct you to their holiday photos....

"Yes, but what're you doing this weekend?"- Classic LJ.

So tomorrows agenda? Bring up picnics as much as humanly possible, without sounding like I'm obsessed with eating Al Fresco.

Another turn up for the books this evening, NC, the rude gf, has informed me she has a going away present for me?! Is that not the most unexpected thing you've heard in a while? And I know we get a lot of unexpected news within the group, but seriously, that is weird! Is it not?

Finally, I have unfortunately gained the pleasure of MJ permanently greeting me with "How's the arse?"

Fan-fucking-tastic.

xoxo

Friday, 28 August 2009

Revelations of the last 7days...

So funny, some seriously distressing...and I'm not exaggerrating.

I'll start with the more light-hearted stuff.

It's no suprise that it only takes a bottle of wine and a double gin and **ehem lemonade** to get one of us to spill some secrets! The secrets in question, one obvious, one not so much...came to surface under the bright lights of the Kebab House. Unfortunately I'm being told to keep one of these quiet for the the time being so I'll divulge the more obvious one. LJ has most definitely been sleeping with AS..after all the drama!!! One time didn't even count though ;) But now it seems...after a drunken mistake (namely leaving her blogger signed in on HIS laptop) he is now seemingly off-radar. Not in the literal sense, he's just gone a bit mental. Seriously, these boys need their heads checking..for all sorts of reasons!

For all the other fantastic, yet not really related to me, goings on of the past week..I direct you to the blog in my previous post! :)

Now to the more serious, family related revelations. At the pre-wedding get together last Friday, SB after a few glasses, let slip that her and PB had split before I was born....makes you wonder if it hadn't been for this 'happy little accident' would they even be together now? SB is adamant that she's told me this before...I'd obviously blocked it from memory!

At the actual wedding, sitting with my drunken Aunt, I told her how I'd found this out the night before. She then went on to tell me that I should have another Uncle...Paul. Sadly he died when he was 9weeks old after going to bed with my Nan. She always thought it was her fault, I could never believe it was.

Sunday, 23 August 2009

Nice Day For A White Wedding


So the day finally arrived....and it couldn't have been more perfect. Perfect couple, perfect dress, perfect weather, perfect company = the perfect wedding! Chocolate covered strawberries and pink champagne welcomed us to The Hilton and thankfully saw us through picture after picture and all the fantastic speeches! The atmosphere was brilliant with my Mum, up and dancing round the tables with the Groom's step-dad by the first course (standard) and the entire room putting down their knives and forks to sing along to Stand By Me and Hey Jude! Magicians to follow, keeping us occupied whilst they set up for the night do. These magic tricks never fail to amaze me and they never fail to make obvious how stupid my sister really is!? Thank God we had a room....a sneaky peek at X-Factor then back to the party. Aunties and Uncles arrived and a chocolate fountain obsessed Grandad (we had to cut him off!). The the band started and my Aunty (after a litre of under the table vodka) seemed to think she was at a rave, it's a good job my entire family if that mental. 2am saw a hardcore few of us dancing to a 70's medley....but not even I could last til the end......had to put the Mother to bed didn't I?!


If my wedding day could be anywhere near as fantastic as yesterday I will be a happy girl. Adele looked incredible, everyone did...and I don't think you could find a nicer group of people (my own friends excluded of course!). Congratulations Bryan and Adele! X

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

WEDDING STRESS OVER!!!
I finally have everything..well, no earings or necklace but no doubt I'll find them about the house somewhere!!
Thouroughly knackered and never want to shop again!!!!!!!! Thanks to LJ/AJ squared for letting us park....think I would've died if we'd had to walk all the way down to the racecourse!

Monday, 17 August 2009

The Low Point Of My Existence!

Okay, I won't go into details despite the fact that the whole world seems to know! But when did I turn into one of 'those' girls....I'm beginning to dislike myself and the company I keep! My friends have the biggest mouths and no respect, but it's not like I didn't know what I was letting myself in for so I'm just going to have to laugh along with everyone else....or avoid them until I leave for Spain.

MYIW!

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Manchester!

My first trip back since Take That and moving out of Filey Road, long overdue although it felt like I'd never been away, despite being in a different (much, much nicer) house! We started on Tuesday as we meant to go on.....eating and drinking our weight in food and wine!!! I don't have a proper job, so I feel like a fraud saying this when the Laura's and LJ work pretty much full time...but it was nice to not have to worry about having to do anything...just dossing around for a few days, it was like term time! University students have it so hard! :) So it was a Northern Quarter job on Tuesday night, with the standard end of night visit to a curry house......I'm going to miss that mile.

Wednesday brought a strictly regimented visit to The Trafford Centre....I don't think I've ever shopped with such precision and forward planning before. Naturally, after hours of walking around and trying to avoid Topshop...I inevitably returned to the first shop we went in and bought a dress.....the first piece for my Autumn 09 wardrobe! The day was nicely broken up with mashed potato and Starbucks....but we got carried away and 7hours just flew by! :)




What's a Wednesday night in Manchester without Birdcage?! LJ defied AJ and joined us for our second evening of festivities and in true LJ style, she didn't disappoint! We sucessfully managed to scare off some boys in the queue to get in by talking about anal....well they shouldn't have been eavesdropping! LJ then proceeded to tongue everyone in sight if it meant getting to the front of the bar. I ain't got no complaints!




The visit was rounded off with an extremely lazy day....consisting of us judging everyone on tv and driving to Sainsbury, which is a short walk away! If I'd had my car in Manchester over the past 2years, I'd be a heiffer right now!
All in all a good few days had by all me thinks.....must do it again soon! :)


She's one in a million!

Sadly, we didn't manage to get photographic evidence of all the people LJ swapped saliva with, but surely three is enough, right?!










Monday, 10 August 2009

Okay, so after reading my best friends blogs, watching far too many episodes of Sex and the City and reading He's Just Not That Into You......I'm not sure if our lives are actually that exciting or if we're just living vicariously through Carrie, Samantha and CHARLOTTE!!!!!

On second thoughts, we really ARE that exciting haha

What've I learned over the past week?? Don't fall down the stairs and mutilate your foot on a ridiculous piece of dog fence! However, if you do choose to do this....it's imperative that there is a glass of wine waiting for you in the precise spot that you land!

Apparently that's the SATC rubbing off on me!

I've eaten out far too much over the past few weeks and LJ needs to realise the reason her funds are dwindling is because she spends ridiculous amounts on other people!!! But we'll let the M&S addiction slide!

I've also realised that this year is going to be muy fabulosa....hopefully! But I'm really going to miss Manchester!

Sunday, 9 August 2009

Bye, bye Baronator!

She went back to Paris!!!! What a bender, Mold is blatently better....she'll realise eventually! I'm not going to see her until her 21st birthday. Our 21st birthdays have a Capital City theme! :) We're such jet-setters! xxx

Monday, 27 July 2009


Went out in Chester on Thursday night....5hours where I have absolutely no idea what I was doing?! Got home in the daylight and Hannah did this........mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Monday, 20 July 2009


TAKE ME THERE!

My quarantine days led to me
to watch a lot of this...I forgot how
much I actually LOVE this
show...everyone knows the theme
tune, but do people really appreciate
the actual programme?!